Friday, April 13, 2007

Amen it's Friday!

NEWSPAPER ADS

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER:
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG:
Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: “NEVER BRED” Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Like New, Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

5 comments:

Wanna_B_slimmer said...

HAhahahaha..love it...

BarnGoddess said...

"FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog."

lol, omg that is a GOOD one :)

have a restful weekend.

I am joyful it is friday except I kept my 13 yo home from school because he has a horrible cough and it is thunderstorming bad here. Cold nasty rain.

Ill need a drink by noon wont I?

Mick & Cathy said...

These are so funny, thanks for posting.

Rachel said...

I can now go back to enjoying Fridays - woo hoo!! I'll be served next week.

We've got bad weather coming this way tomorrow. Hope you're safe!

Love the puppies ads - thanks for the chuckle!!

TitanThirteen said...

lol These are really funny! I'm going to pass them around the e-mail trail :o)