NEWSPAPER ADS
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER:
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG:
Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: “NEVER BRED” Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Like New, Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
Friday, April 13, 2007
Amen it's Friday!
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5 comments:
HAhahahaha..love it...
"FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog."
lol, omg that is a GOOD one :)
have a restful weekend.
I am joyful it is friday except I kept my 13 yo home from school because he has a horrible cough and it is thunderstorming bad here. Cold nasty rain.
Ill need a drink by noon wont I?
These are so funny, thanks for posting.
I can now go back to enjoying Fridays - woo hoo!! I'll be served next week.
We've got bad weather coming this way tomorrow. Hope you're safe!
Love the puppies ads - thanks for the chuckle!!
lol These are really funny! I'm going to pass them around the e-mail trail :o)
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