Has every one but me found their G spot?
Good Pussy Health Precautions
* Avoid lubes with sugar, colorings and flavors in them. Glycerin/glycerol is a sugar -- read the lube's ingredients, because yes Virginia, Astroglide contains sugar. Sugar feeds yeast: think about it. Nine times out of ten when I worked in sex toy retail this was the cause of most women's irritation.
* Avoid lubes with sugar, colorings and flavors in them. Glycerin/glycerol is a sugar -- read the lube's ingredients, because yes Virginia, Astroglide contains sugar. Sugar feeds yeast: think about it. Nine times out of ten when I worked in sex toy retail this was the cause of most women's irritation.
* And that means no whipped cream, chocolate or pussy sundaes, either. Sugar caution also applies to well-meaning lovers who go down on you with a cough drop or mint in her/his mouth.
* Don't get oil in there either -- oils are difficult to flush out of the vagina, though silicone lubes are fine (even though they feel a lot like oil). Mmmm, silicone lube (one brand recently tested and passed FDA regulations for safety). Try to use pussy friendly water-based lubes.
* Always pee after sex, even if it's sex with yourself. If you have frequent bladder infections, this might be your solution.
* Avoid harsh soaps with intense scent or a high pH, like Ivory and 'deodorant' soaps. Use glycerin soaps if you think the soap might be a factor.
* Don't douche. Just don't. Douching kills all the good flora and fauna that keeps your pussy healthy.
* Drink plenty of water. Ever drink lots of coffee and no water and have your pee sting? That's your urethra (G-spot area) getting irritated and pleading for water.
* Is your lover touching your pussy with clean hands? Don't ever be afraid to have them use a glove or ask them to wash their hands.
* Never go from back door to front (anus to vagina).
* What's your sex toy made of? When in doubt, try to use silicone sex toys (or metal, glass or Pyrex), or cover your toy with a condom. Keep condoms handy so you don't have to hassle with washing a toy when you don't want to get out of bed.
* If you've been using a jelly toy with no irritation but suddenly start experiencing irritation, time for a new toy (or start using it with a condom). Jelly toys are porous and can retain bacteria even after washing.
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4 comments:
If you can't use it in the vagina area, I'd suggest moving up the breasts and jello shooters on the tummy.
And, um, I'll make sure Santa reads before he comes. (pun intended and now I'll go set myself in timeout.)
And now you've answered Mick's question on my Santa post about what are us ladies thinking? Now he knows;)
I haven't a clue where my g spot is.
Ha Ha I never knew you needed a chemistry degree to use Sex toys.
no whip cream? that sucks!
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