A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Red....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well, she said, I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother maysometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh, my God, "They're ass-holes!"
The children began to say:
Red....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well, she said, I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother maysometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh, my God, "They're ass-holes!"
Well, I survived Monday...and in 2 weeks I get Spring Break. Wahooo! I hope everyones animals are a okay. Mine are spoiled with Fancy Feast and Gerber baby food....(Veal or Lamb)
No man news~ not even GAY man news. Bridezilla is working my nerves. Lord will October ever get here?
7 comments:
I laughed my ass off. Thank you for this smile!!!!
lol that joke was really funny!
Are you trying to say something about men????
LOL
Hope you are doing good and your furry babies are well.
I often call my hubby by that name....sometimes he even amswers.
I bought our new cat Meow Mix Indoor Cat formula and canned fancy feast to eat. I had not even heard aboutt the pet foods recall because Ive been too damn busy.
Im glad all is well with you....sometimes no news is good news.
That is too funny! I've read that one where they used a chocolate kiss, but the lifesavers is much better!
No man news can be a blessing!
Tell Bridezilla to calm down already! Sheesh!
Boy, your babies AARE spoiled. Gerber baby food??? Lordy! Wish I were your cat! LOL
D :)
hey now - what happened to J? And A? and Greg?
my allergies are killing me. i just want to sleep.
HUG!! Just seemed appropriate! As does this:
The Marine and the French Woman
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
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The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are
so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
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The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left
was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
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She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also
arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
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The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"
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An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, " Sir, you Americans
often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window..."
HAHAHAHAHA! Thought you would like that!! HUGS and HUGS again!!
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