Female terminology

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE> This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES> > If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around he house.

NOTHING> > This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH> > This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often> misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY> > This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. > "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when > you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS> > A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. > Just say you're welcome. Oh, and before we forget "Whatever"
.it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

JUST THINK IT"S ALMOST FRIDAY!!!