As I MATURE










I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,

some people are just assholes.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about 15 minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't

compare yourself to others- they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep from vomiting

long after you think your are finished.

I've learned thay we are responsible

for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of

how hot and steamy a relationship is at

first, the passion fades, and there had better

be ALOT of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house, one

of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most

about in life are taken from you too soon

and all the less important ones just never go AWAY.